Nerd Store

All kind a nerd
Got their own nerd store
Whatever you're a nerd for
I bet they got a store for
comic books
soft yarn
bicycles
hardwoods
teas of all nations
soccer balls
ties
t-shirts
magic tricks
car parts
miniatures
drag queen fancy dresses
dog clothes
pie
I said
dog clothes
pie
Whatever you're a nerd for
I bet they got a store for
Take you out your credit card
so you can buy.

a song sort of a po-em

If I had the chance
I'd love you to pieces
Then I'd pick up the pieces
And love them all, too.

I'd end this dance
Of glances and teases
Because, sweet baby Jesus,
I'm crazy for you.

La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
yeah yeah.

Sometimes
a backwards step
is just part
of the dance.

Patiently waiting
for your divorce.
I don't mind seconds
if you are the course.

the mat to the boxer

And the mat says to the boxer:
Stay here with me
Rest your weary head
Shhh
No more fighting.

Do you get it? It's a plume joke.

A peacock! A peacock!
Has murdered my mom!
Scary to see her
Dispatched with aplomb!