Thursday, March 4, 2010

in the mouth of the beast

This whale's tongue is soft and warm
I'll stay here until early morn
My size, it turns out, is a plus
I'm too fat for his esophagus

Epic Plans

Do you want to get wasted and lay in a lake?
And hold out a sword for King Arthur to take?
Do you want to get drunk and get paid 30 pieces
For talking smack about your buddy Jesus?
Do you want to get smashed and tear up Osiris
And hide him all over to piss off his Isis?
There's a hell of a lot we can do
With a 40, mythology, and me and you.